Stuffed Crust Pizza and Oreo Pizza (mmmmm, high fructose corn syrup)
Bestiality is Not Illegal in Some States that Don't End in "-ansas"
Sir Mix-A-Lot as a Part of the Day You'll Remember for the Rest of Your Life:
People Don't Know the Difference Between "Then" and "Than"
People are Concerned about Signs of the Impending Apocalypse