From Ship of Fools:
Jesus came upon a crowd that had surrounded a young woman believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.
To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."
Suddenly, an old woman at the back of the crowd picked up a rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.
Jesus looked over towards the old woman and said: "You know, Mom, sometimes you really piss me off."